Billionaire Industrialist Hatei Knujliame (”nudge-lamey”) was always an Anti Spam advocate, but Knujliame stayed out of spotlight most of his business life, preferring to let others run his many companies.
However, it now seems the reclusive billionaire has emerged as the ultimate Spam Hater. Coming out of seclusion for a deadly plot against the scourge of Spam.
The breaking point apparently came when a computer virus wreaked havoc on his company’s computers. When the damage from the spam and worm attack was finally over, Knujliame had lost millions.
Then upon learning how much spam prevention was costing him both in dollars and lost productivity, colleagues say he just snapped. He hasn’t opened up his Outlook Express since, but began hatching his anti spam plan in secret.
Knujliame who has always had close ties to the Military has apparently been hiring mercenaries, ex-special forces soldiers and hackers. The goal being to assemble an Elite team of Spam Assassins with the express purpose of tracking down the worst Spammers on the planet.These Spam Killers are Code-Named ASHES: Anti Spam Hit and Elimination Squad
Sources say Knujliame has even moved to South America to prevent possible extradition as American and European countries are certain to prosecute him for the mass killings.
The outlook for Knujliame’s future is either revered cult status or wanted fugitive, or perhaps both.
These same sources say that the Spam hit squad have been given instructions to make every Hit look like an accident. Some of the “accident” scenarios are quite bizarre.
Both the FBI and Interpol have been told to be on the lookout for these kinds of deaths.
- Overdoses of Viagra, Cialis and Vioxx
- Heart attacks and strokes due to excessive use of Diet Pills.
- Suffocation due to attempted swallowing of Poker Chips
- Drowning due to getting caught in their Pool Filter
- Bleeding out due to paper cuts from credit card offers
- and most bizarre of all. Crushed under the weight of Mortgage Paperwork.
Interpol is currently searching for ASHES members throughout Nigeria. The ASHES Team is making all those Spammer deaths look like Car and Plane Crashes as well, as it is such a common occurence in that Country.
It is unknown what will happen to the Estates of those wealthy Nigerian spammers. Perhaps some lucky american will get a chance to get a cut of their Estates simply by helping with the paperwork. Apparently there are no Estate attorneys in Nigeria who will work for less than 10 Million.
It is expected the ASHES team will be in Nigeria for at least another year… In the meantime, Knujliame is giving away millions of free spam blockers and spam filters to his employees and their families to help curb spam.
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[…] We reported last year that Billionaire industrialist Hatei Knujliame (the ultimate spam hater) had financed an elite Spammer hit squad, but until now no reports of Spammer related deaths have surfaced.However, it has come to our attention that earlier this week, Gravia Siliac, a well-known spam sender from the Ukraine was found dead in his apartment under mysterious circumstances. […]
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January 26th, 2007