Fighting Spam and Junk Email is not supposed to be this Funny.

Billionaire Industrialist Hatei Knujliame (”nudge-lamey”) was always an Anti Spam advocate, but Knujliame stayed out of spotlight most of his business life, preferring to let others run his many companies.

However, it now seems the reclusive billionaire has emerged as the ultimate Spam Hater. Coming out of seclusion for a deadly plot against the scourge of Spam.

The breaking point apparently came when a computer virus wreaked havoc on his company’s computers. When the damage from the spam and worm attack was finally over, Knujliame had lost millions.

Then upon learning how much spam prevention was costing him both in dollars and lost productivity, colleagues say he just snapped. He hasn’t opened up his Outlook Express since, but began hatching his anti spam plan in secret.

Knujliame who has always had close ties to the Military has apparently been hiring mercenaries, ex-special forces soldiers and hackers. The goal being to assemble an Elite team of Spam Assassins with the express purpose of tracking down the worst Spammers on the planet.These Spam Killers are Code-Named ASHES: Anti Spam Hit and Elimination Squad

Sources say Knujliame has even moved to South America to prevent possible extradition as American and European countries are certain to prosecute him for the mass killings.

The outlook for Knujliame’s future is either revered cult status or wanted fugitive, or perhaps both.

These same sources say that the Spam hit squad have been given instructions to make every Hit look like an accident. Some of the “accident” scenarios are quite bizarre.

Both the FBI and Interpol have been told to be on the lookout for these kinds of deaths.

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